Here we learn that I hate backgrounds, and that my dialogue skills need work! Seriously I need a writer to fill in my story for me! The position is unpaid, but would be really fun. email me!
No wait, you know what you get? A physical copy of this book and the second and the one you co-script! I’ll print them and mail them to you for free!
Also I have to scan in book two today or this whole deadline plan is going to fall apart.